Me: Res…. why did you just pick out a specific piece of kibble, lick it off, and toss it on the floor?
Res: It didn’t smell right.
Me: [sneaking same kibble back in bowl] Res, you left some food.
Res: [Walks over and sniffs bowl] Nope, I already evaluate these 6 pieces and found them lacking.
Me: What are you going to do when we run out of kibble and all you have left is your discarded pieces?
Res: We won’t run out. I already know there is a brand new bag of my food over there in the corner.
Me: Brat.
