Res: Where daddy going?
Me: He is going to go figure out the rail system today.
Res: Why?
Me: He wants to try to learn how to get around Denver by rail in case he has to go on a business trip from the airport.
Res: Can I go?
Me: No, you get to stay with me.
Res: No me go!
Me: Sorry dude, you are not a service dog.
Res: Me is to! I’m a seeing eye dog.
Me: How ya figure?
Res: I have eyes, and I see!
Me: cough cough barely cough cough
Res: RUUUUUDEEEEEE!
Me: go to take a nap Res.