Res: you lied to me today, if I didn’t feel yucky I’d be mad at you
Me: I did not lie
Res: yes you did! You said we were giving for a ride and you took me to the vet
Me: you went for a ride didn’t you?
Res: no I went to the vet…. And got poked
Me: you got a ride! So I didn’t lie. Get over it
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Me: what?
Res: go away