Res Protects the Yard

Me: Res, why are you making all this noise in the backyard?

Res: That other dog is talking to me! I need to answer.

Me: Other dog? You mean the one 2 blocks away?

Res: So, he was talking to me.

Me: Someone way back when told me greyhounds don’t bark.

Res: What a bunch of liars they were.

Me: Go inside! You are way too loud.

Res: That’s just wrong.

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