Me: Res, why are you making all this noise in the backyard?
Res: That other dog is talking to me! I need to answer.
Me: Other dog? You mean the one 2 blocks away?
Res: So, he was talking to me.
Me: Someone way back when told me greyhounds don’t bark.
Res: What a bunch of liars they were.
Me: Go inside! You are way too loud.
Res: That’s just wrong.