Res

Me: Res.... why did you just pick out a specific piece of kibble, lick it off, and toss it on the floor? Res: It didn't smell right. Me: [sneaking same…

Me: if you are charging your batteries so you can keep me up all night.... think again. Res: what? Me: you woke me up 6 times last night 6 times…

I'm innocent

My office assistant is sleeping on the job.

Me: Res.... Explain why it was necessary to growl and do 2 woofs at 3am, 4am, 4:30, 5am, and 6am? Res: I have no idea what you are talking about.…

Merry Christmas everyone! The 2024 Christmas card

Me: Res, why are you making all this noise in the backyard? Res: That other dog is talking to me! I need to answer. Me: Other dog? You mean the…

The little $hit comes downstairs with me in the morning, urgent to go outside and does his business, crates himself for his snack, and then goes back upstairs to bed,…

@[100084322594022:2048:Sugar Lee] do you believe this? He took it from me in the dining room, then stealthily took it through the living room and dropped it n the family room.…