I have no idea what is going on with Greyhound-data. Getting time out and security errors since 1/13. I have all the races here locally, so if they ever get their $hit together I will upload them to GHD.
Note: nothing changed on my end so the problem is with GHD.
Dear Dogs:
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
To which I (“comment from Janet Tate Crum”) would add: all 3 of you will not fit through the dog door simultaneously. Attempting that maneuver does not result in you fending off the ferocious raccoon/squirrel/renegade leaf any faster. It just results in blood and yelping.
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I am in Jacksonville, FL today and tomorrow for a REALLY AWESOME class for Generac Service Certification. I haven’t had such a great technical class in some time.
I was thinking about Orange Park Used to be Kennel Club today. Had it been 3 years ago it would have been my evening entertainment while I was here. So sad.
From our post office lady this morning, “I thank God that Jesus’s birthday is only one a year!”
Turns out she wasn’t worried about her sister. She ignored her when we got home. She was more worried about Res. She sniffed and inspected every inch of him.
Home!!! Glad to be home with Jesse Pannell and The Pack after a week of doing inspections in Lousiana. I really wish Amtrak still made the run between New Orleans and Tampa (or Orlando). That drive is getting LONG!
Would totally suck to live and work in the Northeast right now. Just throwing that out there.