Dear Dogs:
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
To which I (“comment from Janet Tate Crum”) would add: all 3 of you will not fit through the dog door simultaneously. Attempting that maneuver does not result in you fending off the ferocious raccoon/squirrel/renegade leaf any faster. It just results in blood and yelping.
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Category: Pets
Can’t have a section that doesn’t contain pets
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Facebook Post: 2019-01-16T19:53:06
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Facebook Post: 2019-01-14T16:48:55
Peanut has this down to a science. She will go out, fake squat, and come back in for her treat. Then she is right back outside again and goes and really does her business and then comes back in for another treat.
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Facebook Post: 2019-01-11T18:34:01
And the pack weirdness continues. I think Rambo may have pulled a muscle on his right rear leg and is being a bit of a crybaby. We will see if the rimadyl helps. Boy may be on crate-rest for rest of weekend. That’s his hurt leg anyways, I would love to know how he hurt it originally.
Damn, I knew someone wasn’t feeling good.
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Facebook Post: 2019-01-02T06:46:05
Some jerk decided that last night would be a better night for Fireworks than New Year’s eve. Not sure why but it scared Lady half to death. It also did not help that they set them off right while Lady and Leona were outside trying to take care of their last out of the evening.
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Facebook Post: 2018-02-02 Mindy Stroke
Mindy may have had another minor stroke while out on her walk this evening. I was able to cary her back down the driveway and by the time we got close to the house I was able to put her down and she walked. Jesse had to walk the other 5 from the street. She appears to be OK now, but we have seen the pattern 2 years ago. Gave her an extra one of her baby aspirin and watching closely. (Please do not say “rush to vet” as there is nothing they can/will do at this point. If it gets worse she will go to Gainesville and probably have another MRI). Just send some white light in her direction.
