Res: Good Morning minions!
Category: Pets
Can’t have a section that doesn’t contain pets
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Facebook Post: 2024-01-26 Res Nesting
Me: Res, you have two perfectly good beds…. you want to explain thus?
Res: well…. you were asleep, I got bored? Oh, I meant I wanted to build a nest and it got outta control
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Facebook Post: 2024-01-24T19:47:25
Res is not pleased with me. I took him for a vaccination today. Poor dude was shaking like a leaf as soon as we walked into the vets office and didn’t stop shaking until we left.
For some reason he is OK in the cottage annex of the vets, but despises the main clinic. I feel so bad for him after he goes through this, and he was only there less than 20 minutes.
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Facebook Post: 2023-02-02
se Pannell is with Christopher Molnar.
Tonight’s outdoor adventure…. She goes out and does her business after her snack and does the final inspection of the yard. I go to check on her and she is like this so I open the door and she is listening to the coyotes singing. She was so focused she wouldn’t even respond to me when I called her. When she heard me get the leash she got up and come inside.
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Facebook Post: 2023-01-27 Res can’t find his toy!
Daddy, I can’t find my toy.
Eh, Res… it’s where you put it
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Facebook Post: 2023-01-16T12:43:08
Dear Dogs:
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still FOUR dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
To which I (“comment from Janet Tate Crum”) would add: all 3 of you will not fit through the dog door simultaneously. Attempting that maneuver does not result in you fending off the ferocious raccoon/squirrel/renegade leaf any faster. It just results in blood and yelping.
(Author unknown)
