Category: Fun Stuff
Just general nonsense stuff
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Facebook Post: 2024-10-05 Hurricane of Month Club
Jesse Pannell and I have gifted our subscription to the State of Florida as a parting gift
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Facebook Post: 2024-09-21T18:37:57
Me: Res! Stairs are made to be walked on.
Res: WHAT?
Me: Res, I jut watched you take a running start and jump up 5 steps, I think your back legs may have briefly touched one on the way up.
Res: Saving energy, you should try it.
Me: No Vet bills! You are currently between insurance policies! You get hurt, there goes your treat money.
Res: Me be good. Now feed me!
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Facebook Post: 2024-09-15T21:29:34
The Store is Back! Which, for all of you with inquiring mines, means that the boxes that contained the store are unpacked and @[1294803598:2048:Jesse Pannell] had a chance to do an inventory. Which also may mean that some previously undiscovered (or forgotten about) treasures were found.
Check it out!
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Facebook Post: 2023-01-16T12:43:08
Dear Dogs:
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still FOUR dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
To which I (“comment from Janet Tate Crum”) would add: all 3 of you will not fit through the dog door simultaneously. Attempting that maneuver does not result in you fending off the ferocious raccoon/squirrel/renegade leaf any faster. It just results in blood and yelping.
(Author unknown)
