DeSantos, shut the fuck up. You are already criticizing on day one. Perhaps you should the the next one to go.
Author: cmolnar
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Facebook Post: 2021-01-20
And with that we have some compassion, pride and decency back in the White House.
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Facebook Post: 2021-01-20
Per my doctor this morning, “This COVID thing is bad, there was one guy that caught it that thought he won an election when he was short 7 million votes.”
I like our doctor.
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Facebook Post: 2021-01-20T11:16:56
I do not like him personally, I felt that he never stood up for anything in the last 4 years. But….. I have to say that if anyone needs to be remembered from the last 4 years, Mike Pence has tried in the last 2 weeks to carry out some traditions. Do I want him to ever run for office again? No, but do I have respect for him over his actions in front of the scenes and behind the scenes for the last 2 weeks.
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Facebook Post: 2021-01-19
By God, we once again will have a President that can read and write more than, “See Spot Run” and maybe can give a speech longer than 128 characters.
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Facebook Post: 2021-01-16T13:12:24
Dear Dogs:
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
To which I (“comment from Janet Tate Crum”) would add: all 3 of you will not fit through the dog door simultaneously. Attempting that maneuver does not result in you fending off the ferocious raccoon/squirrel/renegade leaf any faster. It just results in blood and yelping.
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