Res: I don’t feel well dad.
Me: I know buddy, it’s your monthly heart worm, tick, and flea meds.
Res: I DIDN’T TAKE A PILL!
Me: Eh…… yeh, you did.
Res: How? What? Where?
Me: Not telling!!!
Res: I don’t trust you anymore.
Me: But you like Peanut Butter.
Res: WHAT? You polluted my peanut butter?
Me: Nope (cough cough cough) I just said you like Peanut Butter.
(Note: He always is sort of out of it for a few days after his monthly meds).