Damn it Rambo!! Stop trying to hump the twins! They don’t have the parts anymore, neither do you. I thought we were done with this a number of years ago. Lady is not happy with you, and they are both about to get a bath just in case they got into something you like.
Month: January 2020
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Facebook Post: 2020-01-18T14:24:09
A lot of things Bernie says makes sense, but the problem is that he is far enough out there that he will not get elected. Even more to this point is that it appears the Cheeto is upset that Bernie may not win the primary.
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Facebook Post: 2020-01-16T21:55:48
I mentioned solar in a Facebook post. Now every ad that I am getting is for Solar. I think they missed the part that I already have it.
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Facebook Post: 2020-01-16T19:50:50
Oh, the solar guys got the panels put back on the roof in one day, they got done around 6:30pm. Of course we will not be able to see if they did it right until tomorrow when the sun comes up. Jesse and I already suspect they will be back as we think some of the panels are crooked. We will have to look tomorrow. I am also crossing my fingers that they work properly still.
We use about 40KWh of electricity every day between the A/C, our irrigation, and just general life (we both work from home). Each of the systems gives us about 25K on a nice sunny day. I have been down 1 system since early December, and it has hit our power bill hard! I am hoping for a few cool, sunny days in the next month or so.
And none of the stoned dudes fell off the roof.
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Facebook Post: 2020-01-16T13:15:15
Solar panels being re-installed on the roof today…… I really wish they would not be discussing on who they smoked a joint with last night. I hope they are over it while they play with the 600+ volts that circuit has.
#BewareFallingBodies
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Facebook Post: 2020-01-16T08:30:27
I have some instructors that are their own worst enemies. I ask again, how is it possible that we are teaching the same material in a 1260 hour program that I taught in a 945 hour program, and the instructors are still not completing all the required material with their students. Especially since my students did not have iPads and wrote everything by hand?
When you gripe constantly that you do not have time to cover the material and then the CEO of the school walks by and sees your students sitting around watching movies, everything I try to do that gives more time falls flat on it’s ass. [banging my head against my desk]. -
Facebook Post: 2020-01-16T08:23:39
Dear Dogs:
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by Nascar and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping, they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggy sarcasm.
My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years, canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
To which I (“comment from Janet Tate Crum”) would add: all 3 of you will not fit through the dog door simultaneously. Attempting that maneuver does not result in you fending off the ferocious raccoon/squirrel/renegade leaf any faster. It just results in blood and yelping.
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Facebook Post: 2020-01-13T18:32:05
The boy is crazy!! He has tried to mount Lady twice today, and he just tried his crap with Peanut. That will NOT go over well.
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Facebook Post: 2020-01-11T19:06:55
He finished his antibiotics this morning. He’s been hungry for the last day and a half…. we can’t seem to be giving him enough food. Crossing my fingers that he gains a little bit of his weight back. Not all of it, but about 5 pounds would be nice. Tonights dinner was chicken, some veggies, rice, and pasta. Tomorrow I am going to try and put some beef into his food for him.