{"id":3575,"date":"2021-01-02T15:48:04","date_gmt":"2021-01-02T22:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cmolnar.com\/?p=3575"},"modified":"2026-01-17T13:23:57","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T20:23:57","slug":"facebook-post-2021-01-02t174804","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cmolnar.com\/?p=3575","title":{"rendered":"Facebook Post: 2021-01-02T17:48:04"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nOn the first day, God created the Greyhound.
\nOn the second day, God created man to serve the Greyhound.
\nOn the third day, God created the animals of the Earth to serve as potential food for the Greyhound.
\nOn the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the Greyhound.
\nOn the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the Greyhound could or could not retrieve it.
\nOn the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the Greyhound healthy and the man broke. (AMEN!!!)
\nOn the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to walk the Greyhound\u2026\u2026
\n(Unknown author)
\nOn the eighth day, God believeth that He was done, but Lo! The Garden of Eden was full of Greyhound poop and craters. Adam & Eve, having been banished from the garden, no longer dwelleth therein to serve the Greyhound, so it came to pass that He had to clean the mess up Himself. And God was displeased.
\nOn the ninth day, God sayeth unto the Heavens, “Who hath dominion here, me or the Greyhound?
\nOn the tenth day, God came upon the Greyhound cockroached on His throne and abideth there unmoving, despite all His beseeching.
\nAnd so it came to pass that God had his answer. He then sayeth unto Moses, “Fine! You\u2019re in charge now. Here\u2019s my ten commandments. You deal with the Greyhound! I\u2019m retiring to Miami Beach!
\nAnd Moses convinced the Pharaoh to let the Israelites go out of bondage in Egypt and journey to the Promised Land. God sayeth unto Moses, “The Promised Land shall be yours, but you must take the Greyhound with you.
\nAnd so it came to pass that the Israelites wandered for 40 years in the wilderness, waiting for the Greyhound to go potty, mark every bush and sniff every blade of grass in its domain.
\nAnd the Greyhound was fruitful and multiplied.
\nThe people were taken by the comliness and manner of the Greyhound, but they were sorely distressed. “Lord” they cried out, “The Greyhound is an attractive and sweet creature, but there are so many, what shall we do?”
\nAnd God sayeth unto the people, “Ye are a cursed people and shall be known as adopters! Thy yards shall be barren of grass. Thy dwellings shall overflow with dog beds, squeaky toys and Greyhound kitsch. Thy carpets shall be forever stained. Thy vet bills shalt be large and thy lives forever ordered around by the Greyhound. And thy minds shall be muddled, as thou shalt treat thy Greyhounds as thy do your human offspring.”
\nAnd Adopters begat Chippers. And Chippers begat Fosters. And Fosters begat Adoption Groups. And Adoption Groups begat Discussion Lists. And Discussion Lists begat Gatherings. And Gatherings begat Vendors. And Vendors begat a wardrobe for the Greyhound. And the Greyhound was spoiled.
\nGod looked down on this and was pleased.
\n(Author unknown)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(If you know the author, please let me know) ========= On the first day, God created the Greyhound. On the second day, God created man to serve the Greyhound. On the third day, God created the animals of the Earth to serve as potential food for the Greyhound. 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